TattedGinger

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Swiss Chard Wraps with Raw Walnut Taco “Meat” (Gluten-free and Vegan)…RECIPE

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

its-lezbehonest:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

Take notes 📝

sexience:

best porn blog ever

nikoxedge:

kingsleyyy:

when your ex tries to make you jealous w someone who ugly af 
image

 

Lol

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus